cishetsbeingcishet:

im in art class and one guy just said “bowsette” and another guy looked at him and said “we don’t do that here”

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

“Oh, so you wanna use pronouns, asshole? Want me to respect your wittle pronouns? Oh, I’ll use your pronouns, buddy. Just you watch.” *respects my pronouns*

Fuckin’ owned, I guess, dude. Shit.

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

big-perk:

persephonetic:

bint-nuh:

You know what strength is?
Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

peoplegettingreallymadatgay:

millennial-review:

youmattered:

comfydummy: